Mom, Dad, vote by mail

Don't listen to Jess. Percent positive is up in Massachusetts and it's not like MA is going to decide the election. Don't go to the grocery store either.…

Closing statements

Huge spike in Google searches for moving to Canada tonight pic.twitter.com/gzaeGSlJRO — G. Elliott Morris (@gelliottmorris) September 30, 2020 the only logical, rational explanation for any of this is that we have awoken an ancient babylonian god who has unleashed a terrifying curse on us in retribution…

PSA in Closing

Vote in person if you can. Early or on Election Day! I am so tired of hearing about the stupid mail in ballots. If you can go shop at a grocery store you can vote in person.…