Mom, Dad, vote by mail

Don't listen to Jess. Percent positive is up in Massachusetts and it's not like MA is going to decide the election. Don't go to the grocery store either.…

Closing statements

Huge spike in Google searches for moving to Canada tonight pic.twitter.com/gzaeGSlJRO — G. Elliott Morris (@gelliottmorris) September 30, 2020 the only logical, rational explanation for any of this is that we have awoken an ancient babylonian god who has unleashed a terrifying curse on us in retribution…

Methane!

It's ok to emit more methane? Somebody's going to be happy about this...…